Dear Lady Who Wiped Poop on the Toilet Seat,

It is inconsiderate, disrespectful, and disgusting. Please pay attention to what you are doing. If you are careless enough wipe it all over the toilet seat just think of everywhere else you are transferring your feces. I hope you washed your hands.

Sincerely,

Co-worker who just needs to pee.

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